15 Ways to get Rid of Two Infamous Turtles

1. Donate the turtles to a local school
2. Get your mom to leave them at the front door of her workplace
3. Slit their throats and dump them in the trash can
4. Leave them at the edge of a pond and let them swim away
5. Dig a hole in the snow and bury them
6. Give them to the trash collector
7. Make a turtle sandwich and eat it
8. Sell turtle meat to the local deli
9. Light a bonfire using turtles as fuel outside in the snow
10. Make turtle omelettes
11. Put them in your mean neighbour's garage
12. Force your best friend to take them because he owes you a favour
13. Start talking to them to try and convince them to leave
14. Give them to a veterinarian
15. Muffle them with a pillow


Note: All these are quoted from a car conversation between me, my aunt, my uncle, their four year old daughter and their eight year old son(Who aspires to own a pet shop some day--dont ask). The turtles in question were two cushion sized turtles, taken from a family who couldn't keep them anymore. It was thought that these turtles would be smaller and more manageable. Turns out they are your basic versions of "Godzilla" gone wrong. So we sat in the car, trying to decide how to get rid of them.....(Looking back, the whole situation struck me with its high comic appeal and made the blog)
:)